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SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE (Joke)

SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" ..

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "

Toothpaste: Discover the versatile power of toothpaste! From whitening teeth to freshening breath, it can also soothe ailments, clean household items, and remove stains. Explore 15 amazing tricks with toothpaste and unleash its magic beyond oral care.

1. Relieve irritation from bug bites, sores, and blisters: Toothpaste for Bug Bites, Sores, and Blisters. Apply a drop of toothpaste to relieve itching and reduce swelling caused by bug bites or stings. It also aids in drying and healing sores and blisters. Use overnight for optimal results.

Relieve irritation from bug bites, sores, and blisters:

2. Soothe a stinging burn: For minor burns that donot involve an open wound, toothpaste can deliver temporary cooling relief. Apply it delicately to the affected area immediately after a burn develops; it temporarily relieves the sting and prevents the wound from weeping or opening.

Soothe a stinging burn

3. Decrease the size of a facial blemish: Want to speed up the healing of a zit? Apply a tiny dot of toothpaste to the affected area at night before bed. Wash it off in the morning.

Decrease the size of a facial blemish

4. Clean up your fingernails: Our teeth are made of enamel, and toothpaste is good for them, so it stands to reason that toothpaste would also be good for our fingernails. For cleaner, shinier, and stronger nails, simply scrub the underneath and tops of fingernails with a toothbrush and toothpaste.

Clean up your fingernails

5. Keep hair in place: Gel toothpastes contain the same water-soluble polymers that many hair gels are made of. If you are looking to style and hold an extreme hair creation, try gel toothpaste as your go-to product if you are out of regular hair gel. (This is also a great trick for making baby barrettes stay in place.)

Keep hair in place

6. Scrub away stinky smells: Garlic, fish, onion, and other pungent foods can permeate the skin cells on our hands. Scrubbing hands and fingertips briefly with toothpaste removes all traces of smelly odors.

Scrub away stinky smells

7. Remove stains: Toothpaste can make tough stains on both clothing and carpets disappear. For clothes, apply toothpaste directly to the stain and rub briskly until the spot is gone, then wash as usual. (Note that using a whitening toothpaste on colors can sometimes bleach the fabric.) For carpet stains, apply toothpaste to the stain and scrub it with an abrasive brush, then rinse immediately.

Remove stains

8. Spruce up dirty shoes: This tactic works great on running shoes or scuffed-up leather shoes. As with carpet stains, apply toothpaste directly to the dirty or scuffed area, then scrub with a brush and wipe clean.

Spruce up dirty shoes

9. Remove crayon stains on painted walls: Rub a damp cloth with toothpaste gently on the marked-up wall and watch the Crayola marks disappear.

Remove crayon stains on painted walls

10. Make silver jewelry and other silver pieces sparkle: Rub toothpaste onto jewelry and leave overnight. Wipe clean with a soft cloth in the morning. Make diamonds shine by giving them a gentle scrub using a toothbrush, toothpaste, and a little water. Rinse thoroughly to remove all traces of toothpaste. Do not use this method on pearls, as it will damage their finish.

Make silver jewelry and other silver pieces sparkle

11. Remove scratches on DVDs and CDs. This remedy has been used with mixed success rates, but it seems to work fairly well on shallow scratches and smudges. Apply a thin coating of toothpaste to the disc and rub gently, then rinse clean.

Remove scratches on DVDs and CDs

12. Tidy up piano keys before tickling them: Piano keys retain oil from the skin, which then attracts dust and dirt. Clean away grime gently with a damp, lint-free cloth and toothpaste; after rubbing in the toothpaste, wipe the keys clean with a second lint-free cloth.

Tidy up piano keys before tickling them

13. Deodorize baby bottles: If baby bottles develop a sour-milk smell, a good cleaning with some toothpaste and a bottle scrubber will clean away residue and deodorize. Always make sure to rinse well.

Deodorize baby bottles

14. Remove the burned crust on irons: For those of you who still use an iron, you may find that after time, the plate of the iron develops a burned crust. The silica in toothpaste gently grinds away this rusty-looking layer.

Remove the burned crust on irons

15. Defog goggles: Scuba divers, swimmers, and triathletes may already know about this handy little trick: Rub a small spot of toothpaste into each lens of your goggles, then rinse thoroughly, and voila! There'll be no need to ever buy expensive defogger gels again. Avoid rubbing too vigorously, though, as the abrasive ingredients in toothpaste could scratch the lenses.

Defog goggles

TOO BUSY - A Good Story of Wood Cutter

TOO BUSY

Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter ask for a job in a timber merchant, and he got it. The pay was really good and so were the work conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best.
His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to work.

The first day, the woodcutter brought 18 trees.

"Congratulations," the boss said. "Go on that way!"

Very motivated for the boss' words, the woodcutter try harder the next day, but he only could bring 15 trees. The third day he try even harder, but he only could bring 10 trees. Day after day he was bringing less and less trees.
"I must be losing my strength", the woodcutter thought. He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on.

"When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked.
"Sharpen? I had NO TIME to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees..."

Moral of the story......When you spend all your time just working and being busy not planning your life then you will end up like the woodcutter having NO TIME!
But on the other hand if you put in a little bit of effort and plan and organise your life then you will realise that you have time for everything.

The India Brand

The India brand

The India brand - feel proud to be an Indian

    * The number of companies listed on the Bombay Stock Exchange, at more than 6,000, is second only to NYSE.
    * Four out of 10 Silicon Valley startups are run by Indians.
    * With 800 movies per year , India’s film industry overshadows Hollywood.
    * The organized lottery market in India is US$7bn (2% of GDP)
    * India consumes a fifth of the world’s gold output.
    * Indians account for 45% of H1-B visas issued by the US every year

    * Growing at 6%, in 25 years Indian GDP(on a PPP basis) will be at the same level the US is at today
    * Six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.
    * Bank deposits in India roughly equal 50% of its GDP C again, among the highest in the world.
    * Indian Railways is the largest railway network in the world under single management
    * India has the third largest army in the world, nearly 1.5 million strong.
    * India is the largest producer and consumer of tea in the world, accounting for more than 30% of global production and 25% of consumption.
    * India is the world’s premier center for diamond cutting and polishing. Nine out of every 10 stones sold in the world pass through India.
    * India has the highest number of annual bulk drugs filings (77) with USFDA.
    * India is home to the largest number of pharmaceutical plants (61) approved by USFDA outside the US.
    * India’s Hero Honda is the world’s largest motorcycle manufacturer, with 2002 production of 1.7m units.
    * Other than US and Japan, India is the only country to have built a super computer indigenously.
    * Indian Railways is the largest employer in the world, with a staff of 1.6 million people.
    * India is the second largest cement producing country in the world, producing more than 110 m tones.
    * Of the fortune 500 companies, 220 outsource their software-related work to India.
    * There are 8,500 Indian restaurants in the U.K.15% of the country’s total dining-out establishments.
    * India is the largest democracy in the world, with nearly 400m voting in the last national elections.
    * India has the second-largest pool of scientists and engineers in the world.

    * India has the third largest investor base in the world
    * According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds.
    * The Kumbh Mela festival, held every 21 years in the city of Allahabad, attracts 25 million people CE more than the population of 185 of the 227 countries in the world.
    * The Indian city of Varanasi, also known as Benares, is the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world today.
    * There are 3.22 million Indians in the US.
    * Indians are the richest immigrant class in the US, with nearly 200,000 millionaries.
    * India is ranked the sixth country in the world in terms of satellite launches.
    * There are over 70,000 bank branches in India – among the highest in the world.